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Bethany Black

@bethanyblack.bsky.social

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Your favourite comedian’s least favourite comedian. Buy my live stand-up special at www.gofasterstripe.com/bet

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@bethanyblack.bsky.socialOct 19, 2026, 5:50 PM

“If being hard on yourself worked it would have worked by now” erm, no, not if I’m really bad at being hard on myself. I reckon I’ve got a good 15-20 conscious minutes per week where I not telling myself I’m a useless piece of shit, I could probably get that down to 5 if I wasn’t a useless pos

@bethanyblack.bsky.socialOct 19, 2026, 2:59 PM

Simple solution is to re-designate manosphere podcasts and red-pill content as gender studies

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@bethanyblack.bsky.socialOct 19, 2026, 2:07 PM

Meryl Streep is such a good actor, this is universally acknowledged, but every single time I watch the Bart’s Girlfriend Episode of the Simpsons I forget that it’s her playing Jessica Lovejoy.

@edmorrish.comOct 19, 2026, 1:58 PMReposted by @bethanyblack.bsky.social

do you disavow assassin's creed: brotherhood?

@bethanyblack.bsky.socialOct 19, 2026, 2:01 PM

Thank you!

@bethanyblack.bsky.socialOct 19, 2026, 1:59 PM

Same.

@bethanyblack.bsky.socialOct 19, 2026, 1:59 PM

Been watching people playing Nintendo games on the PS5 this morning, and people using a linux Distro to use their steam library on there. A current PC with equivalent specs to a PS5 costs around £2000, and a second hand PS5 is around £400

@bethanyblack.bsky.socialOct 19, 2026, 1:52 PM

Wha??? I was so proud of getting Rhinestone for a Sylvester Stallone one and getting 2%. This is bullshit

@bethanyblack.bsky.socialOct 19, 2026, 1:47 PM

Funny AF watching the fallout of Sony’s “digital only” edict resulting in all the leaps in PlayStation5 emulation and jailbreaking. I saw this elsewhere and it sums it up haha

The Dewey Cox “you don’t want no part of this” meme 

Sam: "we're jailbreaking PS5s and you don't want no part of this shit."
Dewey: "can't you get banned from PSN?"
Sam "It doesn't connect to PSN!"
Dewey: "Isn't it kind of hard to do?" Sam: "It's the easiest Jailbreak there is."
@johnb78.bsky.socialOct 19, 2026, 10:12 AMReposted by @bethanyblack.bsky.social

Sadly there seems to be very little empirical correlation between "people who believe 5G/wifi is evil" and "people who have therefore decided to log off"

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@kierongillen.bsky.socialOct 19, 2026, 9:36 AMReposted by @bethanyblack.bsky.social

Dear DC. Please delete my previous e-mail, as my pitch has some aspects I need to rewrork. I have just been informed the Reverse Flash is not a sexual position. Yours Faithfully. Kieron

@bethanyblack.bsky.socialOct 18, 2026, 10:01 PM

It’s all “cor blimey guv’nor” Double Decker buses and “Beans on toast? My granny used to make it for me on special occasions”

@bethanyblack.bsky.socialOct 18, 2026, 9:59 PM

There’s a story in an anthology set in the world of Stephen King’s The Stand that’s set in London and written by an American author who’s written extensively about how she’s an anglophile and specialises in English culture and then literally none of the story or dialogue rings true

@bethanyblack.bsky.socialOct 18, 2026, 9:27 PM

Enjoying VisionQuest but the English and Scottish dialogue is so off. A Scots woman talking to an Englishman wouldn’t call black pudding “blood pudding” because neither are American. There are loads of little bits where it’s wrong throughout. It’s really clunky

@bethanyblack.bsky.socialOct 18, 2026, 9:12 PM

Wouldn’t it be funny if JK Rowling and Oliver Stone got married, because they’re both awful people who’d make each other miserable

@bethanyblack.bsky.socialOct 18, 2026, 4:07 PM

A big… walking… no, they couldn’t. They wouldn’t!

@bethanyblack.bsky.socialOct 18, 2026, 3:53 PM

This sounds like bullshit but Chewbacca (1977) predates Ciabatta (1982)

@bethanyblack.bsky.socialOct 18, 2026, 3:52 PM

My parents were really adventurous with food, and the teachers and kids at school thought it was weird that lasagne was my favourite meal as they’d never heard of it, so they asked me what my second favourite was and it was a sicillian kidneys in a béchamel sauce and vermicelli. 😂

@bethanyblack.bsky.socialOct 18, 2026, 3:49 PM

AI generated music is just the pianola with extra steps

@bethanyblack.bsky.socialOct 18, 2026, 3:29 PM

Socially it would be completely alien, especially where I grew up. I grew up in a village in the 1980s where I was considered an outsider because my parents moved there before I was born. I think for all the division the internet tries to sew we’re a lot less insular and inward looking now

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