Bless you for that.

You're very kind to say so. Right obviously, but also kind. And yes, it's a terrific paper. I feel lucky.

Two years ago I had cause to consider doing this. I concluded the real challenge was maintaining the audience and hence the income; that you might do fine to kick off but after a while the returns for effort would literally be diminishing. But Marina is, I think, far better set to make this work.

Fair enough. But you might like to try picking up a print copy of Weekend Ft one saturday. You really might be surprised at what you find.

yes

Do keep an ear out for the Kitchen Cabinet

I can't no, so I'll have to make do without the sale.

It's better than that. I sell tickets, get a split and therefore get paid. The free pizza is just the rider.

With bullets.

I’ll have you know I have been inside a high street bank Branch. Just, yknow, not recently.

He is a) extraordinarily busy and b) not altogether happy about it.

The stuff of nightmares (for her too, tbf)

Looking at that list I think declining to have a conversation with the producers was the right call.

The only way to be there, is to resign the whip.

My wife says that same.

I did but still

Believe me, the timing was just as frustrating for me