@cachiporra.bsky.social
100% human filter feeder in Portland OR who just wants LiveJournal back. I mostly yap about movies and my feelings. If you find me boring/annoying, please just block me. Thx! 🙏 (any/all, 🏳️🌈, SFW account, right-wing trash gets blocked)
@cachiporra.bsky.socialFrosting 🤤
@jayceb.bsky.socialReposted by @cachiporra.bsky.socialValerie and Her Week of Wonders (1970), Jaromil Jireš Puberty as witchcraft, sexuality as sweet kisses between girls locked between the gnarled teeth of vampiric and ghoulish heterosexuality. Patriarchy as incest in cobwebbed crypts, the Church a pack of decomposing pedophiles.
@cachiporra.bsky.socialIt's not good but it keeps the pizza rolls flowing... Milla in six different hairstyles, Milla in sexy medical bondage, Milla in slinky dresses, CGI horror dogs, Michelle wet, Eric wet, everyone getting wet and sexy and dumb while computertronic shit keeps happening according to a "script'.
@cachiporra.bsky.socialRESIDENT EVIL (2002, Paramount, #film)
A ramshackle but effortful and sincere action flick that smartly assembles three shatteringly beautiful actors, gets them wet, and has them slaughter zombies.
Dopey fun once the miserably shoddy opening act gives way to visually kicky setpieces and gimmicks.
@cachiporra.bsky.socialobnoxious musical theater fact insert: Patrick Page ruptured his achilles but stuck around for a week to re-choreograph his entire performance around the boot and cane and get the shoots done
@cachiporra.bsky.socialbomp bomp bomp ba WAWAWAWAWAWAWAWA ONCEEEEE upon a time there was a railroad LAHHHHNE
@cachiporra.bsky.social17 minutes into RESIDENT EVIL (2002) and this is really slim chickens. We've got Michelle Rodriguez in tactical gear, Eric Mabius in handcuffs, and a searingly beautiful Milla Jovovich standing around in flimsy outfits.... oh. ⛱️
@cachiporra.bsky.socialEither I've been sent the best-crafted phishing mail imaginable or Paypal just decided to purge my *17 year old* account that I've used continuously - including three times in the last month - for "three years of inactivity". There is no customer service available. Anyway! Incest lah vee.
@cachiporra.bsky.socialso very Katamari
@cachiporra.bsky.socialthe better you get at cultivating fandoms the worse and more lucrative it is for everyone involved
@cachiporra.bsky.social…and a spot on the campaign trail for a pedophile dictator who murders at will…
@cabel.panic.comReposted by @cachiporra.bsky.sociali have lived here my whole life, and i have never once seen a plane take off from the Willamette… …let alone do THIS. wtf.
@cachiporra.bsky.socialoh wow I called it huh. that and a quarter will get me a gumball
@paultobin.bsky.socialReposted by @cachiporra.bsky.socialStill researching old magazines and ran across this perfect "side eye while drinking my tea" cover.
@cachiporra.bsky.socialG O T Y 2026, hands down, we’re done. Cosplay incoming. 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟
@aftermath.siteReposted by @cachiporra.bsky.socialAt last, a big budget Minesweeper
aftermath.site/triple-a-mines...
@cachiporra.bsky.sociallook how many chairs fit in this guy’s skull 😲
@cachiporra.bsky.socialAfter 20 years on the West Coast I finally ordered “Spicy” at the Thai restaurant thinking I was a big girl now. The hubris… The hubris!! 😔
@cachiporra.bsky.socialLiquid Glass has to be the most obnoxious own goal Apple has scored on themselves in the last decade. What a tremendous waste of time and goodwill with years to go before things settle down again. 

mjtsai.com/blog/2026/09...
@cachiporra.bsky.socialmy favorite Zelda I think?
