Lazy schedule time: Monday: something after 4pm MT Tuesday: Fox Box Tuesday Weds: something after 4pm Thursday: off Friday: Creator Series and temps permitting more 10 or 11am MT Saturday: Something After 2pm MT I know it’s not a detailed schedule BUT right now I didn’t sleep last night :(

I will add one more final thing here: I'm glad this was made instead of another rehash of stories I already experienced. I wanted a game where we play as a side NPC for so long. And this TRULY felt like one. It also made me wish Resident Evil was set in winter.

Because it 100% felt like a Resident Evil game. Even down to small moments of the character growing and going "you know what? Nope. Not doing that." which WE ALL WANT TO DO IN SOME AREAS AND YOU KNOW IT

And by lore guidelines, what I mean is the elements of the story are very strictly resident evil. The elements of events (it's as predictable as any Resident Evil game), the content, the various actions (eg: the chain reactions of events) And thus, it's a really good Resident Evil movie.

TLDR: 9/10 movie, only dropping a point because I wish some of the side characters would've had a bit longer to be there with us (Say a Claire/Jill, or even a Marvin. Personally would've liked for the cop to at least make it until just before the end of the Farmhouse section.

So, while Resident Evil (Movie) does not strictly follow the lore of Resident Evil, it very strictly follows the game mechanics of it, and _very_ much follows the lore guidelines themselves. The humor is also there to balance out the actual HORRORS of the story so you don't leave actually depressed

Yeah. Those dreams are crazy...

LETS EAT A GOD DAMN MACKERAL

LETS GO RIDE A MOOSE WHILE WE BUY FROM A SHOP CART RAN BY A DISEMBODIED HEAD BEFORE WE GO FIGHT THEIR SIBLINGS THAT ARE literal military weapons THAT ARE ALSO GIANT HEADS SCREAMING OUT IN PAIN ID SAY THIS IS A SPOILER BUT THERE ARE NO WORDS I CAN SAY THAT WILL DESCRIBE THE EXPERIENCE.

Let’s go fishing with our androids in leather outfits and blindfolds after a robot girl built like a tube just asked us how babies are made and don’t forget the constant bullet hell shooter mechanics in your hack and slash game, and in the hack and shoot mini game, and the EXISTENTIAL CRISIS WHYYYY

Saying Resident Evil is a horror game series is like saying Metal Gear Solid is a military game. Like it does do that stuff. it’s not really the primary focus when you break it down. Kinda like Holy Grail War in fate not really being those words. Or trying to define Nier in ANY simple way.

This is about 15-20c cooler at idle for me. MWEHEHEHEHEHEHE

We should go back to this, tbh.

So not only is this a real thing, there's a whole controversy regarding this. Which is insane.

I'm upset cause this would be genuinely neat idea to have more of these. BUT NOOOOOOO. Like simply having the idea is "okay that's cool i do that on my own" Getting someone to make it is so cool

TLDR: If it works how i expect, everything will be solid :3

I read this as horse rules and immediately thought this was being said about Roach the horse