@thefortisreal.bsky.social
AASECT-certified sexuality educator, Postmaster General for the Delivery Moogle Service, and many things in between. 21+, <18 DNI. Feel free to ask questions, like "Why so many stupid posts?" You a cop?
@michaelwarburton.bsky.socialReposted by @thefortisreal.bsky.socialA somewhat hammered ORSON WELLES getting some bloopers in whilst shooting a commercial for Paul Masson ‘Champagne’ in 1978.
@thefortisreal.bsky.socialDay 11: One of those rare games where the music is infinitely better than the gameplay, Shatter is still really fun. The music is just that good.
youtu.be/m6atT8Kk9Mo?...
@thefortisreal.bsky.socialDay 10: Looking through my library, I realized just how many boss themes I'm in love with. Luckily, many of them fit in other days, so enjoy the best fit. @darrenkorb.bsky.social is a legend.
@thefortisreal.bsky.socialDay 9: This was also a hard choice, as an OC Remix lover. However, this is just stellar.
@thefortisreal.bsky.socialPut little tricorns on them so they can be Pirates of the Carbeans
@pixelhavokk.dcellgames.comReposted by @thefortisreal.bsky.socialbeen in an ace combat headspace lately and i can't stop thinking about how kazutoki kono ended up delaying the launch of ac7 so keiki kobayashi could write daredevil and it was so good they redid the mission to sync everything up with it and then *that* was so good they redid the rest of the game
@bunnalien.bsky.socialReposted by @thefortisreal.bsky.socialCARBUNCLE LOAF PILLOWS ARE BACK, BABY! The customer satisfaction says it all 😌
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@thefortisreal.bsky.socialDay 8:
I heard this song before I even played the game. At the time, #Nier was just another JRPG with some good songs. Turns out, it's one of my all-time faves, and this song still sits high on my list.
youtu.be/Ft4yvtEZZGE?...
@thefortisreal.bsky.socialAlso, it's clever. It's sneaky. Some jokes just happen in the moment, and others build up over the season. It actually put thought into it's interactions. I love this depressing show
@thefortisreal.bsky.social"Why doesn't our kid talk to us anymore?" Because you never even took the time to speak with them first.
@thefortisreal.bsky.socialYou know people who put out ✨️slop✨️ don't even spot check it before they publish. What kind of bowling ball has 4 HOLES? All that training data and data centers eating up the Earth, and it still fucks up a fundamental aspect of bowling balls. Anyone who defends this deserves a swirlie.
@thefortisreal.bsky.socialI was compared to Nero once, long before I knew anything about the lore. I thought he was cheeky, but a loveable, kind of asshole. Having played the game, I view this comparison as an insult.
@thefortisreal.bsky.socialDay 7:
Do I pick just one #AnimalCrossing song, or one night? Here, free vibes upon you.
@thefortisreal.bsky.socialThis implies there's music that would be bad to eat dirt to. Now I'm trying to figure out which songs would kill dirt-eating vibes
@thefortisreal.bsky.socialGreetings!
@gatewayfate.bsky.socialReposted by @thefortisreal.bsky.socialThe moogles can't be the only one with a neat book! The beta version of our program book is now live and available for your viewing. We still have some minor typos to fix, but feel free to let us know of any other literary bugs you spot!
@thefortisreal.bsky.socialCan't pet dogs if you're a mindless abomination, and brother, there's always good bois out there needing some love
@thefortisreal.bsky.socialAs he deserves: a subtle rise to fame without end
@thefortisreal.bsky.socialDay 6:
This was next to impossible. I choose to use my #MonsterHunter option now.
