i think id make you hesitate though.

I can't keep the cops from throwing you back in the freezer if you keep screwing up and getting innocent bystanders killed! Be more careful out there!

is there a limit to how vulnerable one can be on international lesbian day

This fella is the captain of the ghost ship in Zelda Oracle of Seasons!

kill 8... you're no better than 7

In RE1 you can cancel the recovery frames on the knife by opening and closing the inventory after the knife makes contact, which makes it significantly better, but in my opinion, far more tedious

They require you to be really good at spacing and masterful at the controls to get any value out of them - it's not really worth it outside of code Veronica where it does ridiculous damage every frame sliding through the zombies bodies. Its why they are saved for a last ditch or challenge runs only

Got a budget for the lawyer tho

the 9 ones above were truthful, what was in my heart, but regrettably basic. here's some weirder ones

nine of them. its games

Washy i need you to know i read the place names here in a Japanese cadence which made this tweet completely unparseable “manito-ban. Dako-tan”

there was an era thread the other day re: activision halo that became an argument about if Halo was already US propaganda or not and the reasoning for the push back included "it's about a religious war" and "the games spend more time in africa than the US"

come fly with me !

I just think if you‘re going to spend 75 billion dollars on a video game company as a cheap PR cover for your growing domination of the military tech complex you should at least pretend to be good at running a video game company