“You are rude!” “On the contrary! You were obviously making a joke, albeit a bad one, and I was laughing just to be polite.”

So much more satisfying than “stop”.

Yeah, but X loses about a million users.

Spectacular Falcon 9 launch this morning from Florida. It’s lofting a Cargo Dragon spacecraft bound for the International Space Station with supplies, equipment, and experiments.

It's like Tarsus IV, but instead of killing some people so others can survive, they're just doing it because it's fun for them.

I stayed for the whole Wake Forest vs. NC State game. That was a really bad idea.

OMG. First time I've ever seen this. Laughing so hard that I'm CRYING!

This one. This one is my favorite.

Boundary Layer Theory, by Hermann Schlicting

"Claude, summarize 'To Kill a Mockingbird."

I had to break out the heating pad afterjust looking at that picture.

I heard them called "basszookas" once and that's now what they are to me.

Planning any road trips to Florida? Asking for a friend. Ok, the friend is me,who loves Wolf Tracks.

Trump has never paid for anything after he received it in his life. He’s not about to start now.

And now so do I.

But he won't. Because he's dead.

These clowns should never know a moment of peace or enjoy a quiet meal in public for the rest of their lives. Whatever the consequences of heckling them are it's worth it.