Mock The Week! TLC, 9pm. Here’s a Mock’s eye view.

Another Week, another Mock The. TLC, 9pm tonight!

I’ve named it the Fleshlight-O-Matic, Gromit!

Why is Chicken Tonight a perfectly fine brand name but Beef Soon isn’t

I used to write for a kids tv show and we had a binman character who’d look through a celeb’s trash and you’d guess who it was (for example medals, running shoes = Usain Bolt) and we got through so many layers of compliance before being told he just couldn’t be called Gary Litter

Are you suggesting one northbound, one southbound?

Deutan! But I coincidentally wishlisted Midnight Suns last week so I’m looking forward to getting visually stuck in.

Wrote some riddles to really annoy your family this Easter

They pour the worst damn pints in Cheers I’m losing my mind

[Beastie Boys voice] Horsey, horsey, don't you STOP Just let your feet go clippety CLOP