I'm afraid I can't do that, Mr. Mountain.

Woah. Goat-cows are sick. Applegate, coming in and teaching me about animals well into my 20s. Crazy.

Sometimes that's all it takes!

Scholastic sent me a whole box of paperback copies of Sorcerer’s Stone that I sure didn't order. When I asked why, my rep told me they're sending complimentary giveaway copies to random schools that do Book Fair.

Fuck, twinsies.

Another classic, not sure if I've already posted this one here.

Impossible.

Okay, slow the fuck down, those two things can't BOTH be true.

Woah, thanks.

I don't mean that it's change for the world, because it isn't. It's change for *them*. They've not seen it. They weren't ever shown it as existent and normal when they were children. So to them, it's normal. This is why it being shown and normalized is wildly important. So it won't be "new" to them

They're so fucking scared of change.

I cannot express how insane it is to say, but after 12 YEARS, there's only one more chapter of Shadow's Wrath to write! Fluffening hopefully won't take long, but I genuinely have no clue about editing. I think I might hire somebody for that, but uh... Money! For now, I'll take this accomplishment.

I'm being shushed by an infant. I cannot believe this injustice.

MA'AM, IT IS NOT MY BEDTIME ALSO, WHAT