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HazelSquirrel

@heythar.bsky.social

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Dorky 🌹 leftist flat squirrel (30’s y.o.) (he/they) that likes cartoons and being a cartoon! mostly SFW account but still kink/suggestive so no minors allowed thx!πŸ’œtakenπŸ’œ πŸ₯žπŸ”’ #flattened #furry pfp: @kitsovereign.bsky.social banner: @tonzono.bsky.social

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@heythar.bsky.socialOct 10, 2026, 3:43 PM

Considering how sweet and non-prickly you are, a squishy rubbery cactus that is easy to hug makes sense ;3

@printedonsmile.comOct 10, 2026, 5:00 AMReposted by @heythar.bsky.social

Cactus? What do you mean you're gonna turn me into a cactus? *bwoomp*

@bigwhizfizz.bsky.socialOct 10, 2026, 12:49 PMReposted by @heythar.bsky.social

louis on the brain again (i'm not watching out please run into me pleas)

@tonzono.bsky.socialOct 9, 2026, 12:52 PMReposted by @heythar.bsky.social

#squishtober26 - Day 9 - Small

She must be grateful to not be ill-intentioned... And super cute.

Otherwise i would have squashed the HELL out of that clumsy rodent >:c

#Flattening

@thatfluffycorgi.bsky.socialOct 9, 2026, 1:23 PMReposted by @heythar.bsky.social

#Squishtober26
Day 9: Small
For being a great and powerful leader, its almost crazy how small and malleable Ursula can be
#flattened #flattening

@llewbu.bsky.socialOct 9, 2026, 8:22 PMReposted by @heythar.bsky.social

@backslashfile.bsky.socialOct 8, 2026, 10:40 PMReposted by @heythar.bsky.social

#squishtober26 day 8 - piston

@squishyraccoon.bsky.socialOct 9, 2026, 8:04 PMReposted by @heythar.bsky.social

#Squishtober26 Day 9 Small
Never point out Blackroses height for your own safety.. or do and see what happens -w-

Comic
Blackrose being teased by cherry - being called a shortie and blackrose whacks her big hammer at cherry, flattening her and standing there smug going "looks who is talking now, shortie"
@backslashfile.bsky.socialOct 6, 2026, 12:27 AMReposted by @heythar.bsky.social

#squishtober26 day 5 - flutter

@heythar.bsky.socialOct 9, 2026, 8:08 PM

With an exceptionally slim figure~

@backslashfile.bsky.socialOct 9, 2026, 6:13 PMReposted by @heythar.bsky.social

#squishtober26 day 9 - small

@heythar.bsky.socialOct 9, 2026, 6:21 PM

So, dress up as a cardboard cutout?

?Unknown authorOct 9, 2026, 6:12 PMReposted by @heythar.bsky.social

Please look at this lovely animation of my fursofa done by @roundpan.bsky.social! I'm so eager to be sat on, make yourself comfy!! >w<

@heythar.bsky.socialOct 9, 2026, 5:49 PM

I get several junk calls a day from Canada about tax crap x_x

@heythar.bsky.socialOct 9, 2026, 4:03 PM

Uh oh u/////u

@heythar.bsky.socialOct 9, 2026, 3:58 PM

A lotta people will say I’m a snack but not enough people actually treat me like one! (I am edible)

@heythar.bsky.socialOct 9, 2026, 3:25 PM

It’s never too late, I think! I’m sure many people would be more than happy to fwoomph ya up >w>

@rockyfox.bsky.socialOct 9, 2026, 3:22 PMReposted by @heythar.bsky.social

Watch out for glass panes that might come down and sandwich you between them near a construction sight... Maybe next time I'll keep note of that (Most likely won't)
Really awesome work made by @squishyboye.bsky.social !! :D

Rocky flattened from his upper half by two glass panes, leaving the rest of his body hanging out to wriggle around helplessly
@mariesposeets.bsky.socialOct 8, 2026, 4:53 PMReposted by @heythar.bsky.social

that skunk again

Narrator: Oh dear. Are you OK, little spotted skunk? Skunk: Ugghhh... NO. 
Narrator: What happened? Skunk: I went to a club last night. On a weeknight. Narrator: And? Skunk: I had two peach White Claws. Narrator: ...And...? Skunk: And I'm a millennial! (pen, pencil, watercolor comic)
@tropbunny.bsky.socialOct 8, 2026, 4:16 AMReposted by @heythar.bsky.social

Had an amazing time with the bf!
@bonfiremenace.bsky.social

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