finally the mystery is solved

easy mistake to make!

“maybe i shouldn’t have ate the airline food” yeah no kidding, you’re literally turning into an anthro boeing 737

happy birthday!!

the roof is struggling to support your giant stone belly and haunches since the other gargoyles have been funnelling cement down your gluttonous granite throat every night

🌊 ✨ THE BEACHED BOYS: DEBUT TOUR [6/7] ✨ 🌊 One lucky interviewer managed to sneak an interview aboard the Beached Boys' tour jet; "What's the best perk of the fame?" Mateo is more than happy to answer...

always room for more hippo content

it should be your default form

putting on some random glasses you found for a bit, except you end up possessed by the previous owner of those glasses: an anime obsessed nerd hippo and the longer they’re in control, the fatter, more nasally, and more hippo-like your body becomes

headless horseman and horse 2-person costume!

getting tricked into a body swap with an old super-fat geezer rat and it’s really awkward trying to fit in with your friends now but the rat that hijacked your body fits in super well, they’re really charismatic, funny, and completely taking your place in the group

y̶o̶u̶r̶ ̶f̶r̶i̶e̶n̶d̶s̶ ̶t̶h̶i̶n̶k̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶ ̶s̶h̶o̶u̶l̶d̶ ̶s̶t̶o̶p̶ ̶h̶a̶n̶g̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶o̶u̶t̶ ̶w̶i̶t̶h̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶r̶e̶a̶l̶i̶t̶y̶ ̶w̶a̶r̶p̶e̶r̶ your friends are celebrating fattening you to 1000 lbs after years and years of group feeding you

go to blfc so i can perma you into a fursuit and wear you for the rest of the con

(they do)

it doesn't matter if you factor in the "turn into your costume" curse when picking a costume, i'll just zap whatever you're wearing into an inflatable chicken one first

oh october moon so bright make this reader moo tonight you're a cow now that's just facts milky udder no take backs

turns us into fat dragon maids as disguises for the dragon’s manor but now we have an overwhelming urge and responsibility to wash and dust instead of turning back and resuming whatever we were doing (we don’t remember anymore)

imagine trying on a big scrapmetal crown and turns you into rat king deadlock and then you discover cheesy foods taste incredibly good now and you become a royal fatass

toxi at sleepovers: let's summon a demon omg this is going to be so much fun you at sleepovers: mmmphph!! (the demon is force-feeding you and turning you into an eternally immobile hellcow)

okay i’m trying now what does it mean if they’re glowing