Put them in my DMs instead, I wanna hear the unfiltered puppy thoughts

when a dude gets fucked so hard in furry porn that he suddenly develops eggs-

Ough.. I know that feeling haha

Oohhh that sounds lovely.. I should pull them up into my lap so they can look down and watch their insides get rearranged! Most critters never get an opportunity for that pov, so I oughta help em savor it~

Ooooh.. I'm imagining they're (slightly) less sticky than they look.. but gotta spread my weight out or my paws will sink into em Would take some careful mounting, but ohhh the feeling of sinking in one inch at a time.. enough to send shivers up a noodle's spine!!

..raises paw

Frfrrrrr I wish I had the time and energy for trades and the comms I was gonna take.. I wanna draw so much SMUT

I miss when technology was "Look at all these cool new artistic mediums, with accessible and forgiving tools that anyone can learn!" and not "Pay us and we'll lend you the GPU power we priced you out of, but ONLY if you use it to extract CONTENT from the ominous Plagiarism Cauldron."

Sounds like they deserve an equally eager small creature to bounce on it :3

Lil birdy can hit any time they want~

Sure seems like it.

Whoa!! It's so pretty up here! Gonna have to shift a pair of wings and learn to fly, looking down is unnerving

Okay y'know what, hit me! Where does the noobl go?

I mean you should do that and gimme the controls ;3

Bet :3

Oh my gosh? The tiniest noodle ever seen???

Type-0 amphis are kinda like vampirism in the sense that it spreads through bites and tfs you and results in strange cravings... but instead of becoming pale and reclusive you just turn long and soft and get a strong desire to go eat berries straight off the bush deep in the woods for hours

I relate to all of this This implies enough shared interests and traits for friendship to come easily So, logically speaking, I should yap at you more.. will I? *shrugs*

I had to come back and look again, the heart shaped tummy nips are too perfect I wanna nuzzle them...

Ohh gosh.. she's so pillow