my cat is sleeping in his little cat house, so per the rules now i have to crawl over there on my knees like a big clunky cat while making cat sounds

Seriously. Knowing you could pull the "but it's free and only good for a limited time" thing was such an ace in the hole.

all right, i've seen enough. ken reid art exhibit in big white room when

"did y'all hear about the belco crotch"

Jump into this pile of McDonald's Halloween Treat Certificates, from 1992! Nothing took the sting out of Halloween ending quite like tickets for free ice cream, apple pies and McDonaldland Cookies. 👌

Total Skeleton Dance vibes.

i'm gonna need you to turn that into one of your snack wheel lazy susans

Can confirm that ~ he lives ~ and looks exactly the same now!

I have decided to show you a cute little Halloween skeleton from over 45 years ago.

None yet, you gotta figure Boardwalk is near the end of the pallet

That first on-the-clock run for the Starbucks seasonal selections, tho.

The sight of this does dope things to my dopamine.

Still remember you walking into the office on Nov 1st singing Christmas in Smurfland.

even just posting about it doesn't count. need at minimum a photo of the screen with a bowl of popcorn and what's identifiable as at least one of your hands also in frame.

Never saw the last three, but Heroes is definitely on my list. Just a cataclysmic fall from one of the strongest first seasons I'd ever seen. LOST is up there -- I did not like the final season at all -- but it banked enough goodwill in the build that I can still appreciate some of it.

Citing you if there's any trouble!

The way that soothes the soul.

From now on I'm going to call every sheet ghost Sweet Pac.

Chuck has competition.