I’m ok. Make no mistake: this is an attempt to target political enemies and weaponize federal law enforcement. For ten years, Trump has targeted me with baseless lies and smear campaigns. This is just the latest escalation in his campaign of political intimidation. I will not be silenced.

Tilda should play David Bowie in a biopic.

Does he murder toons on the side?

MAGA is full of self loathing, morally bankrupt grifters. It's why they're all so damned miserable all the time. This is what untreated mental illness looks like.

When it rains, it pours.

In honor of Dolly Parton’s life and work, it is an honor to proclaim 9/25 “9 to 5 Day – or Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library Day of Reading.” Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library has helped millions of children discover the joy of reading, including more than 240,000 children across North Carolina.

Lets hope the defense shows up today.

Look outside. Do you see snow? No?  Well, you will soon. You might also see $30/hr more in your pocket if you become an emergency snow shoveler.  Registration begins Saturday, September 19th. Sign up by November 30th for access to paid orientation and expedited payment processing.

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It’s looking like a beautiful day for football at Bank of America Stadium, here in the center of the universe, Charlotte, N.C.

This is good

How is Errand Boy a slur?

Words I'm sick of seeing in click bait headlines: Trump Panics Trump Explodes Trump Melts Down Trump Rages Bombshell Holy Sh*t Just Leaked Breaking It's Over Terrifying Shooting