The jokes write themselves:

See how gaslighting is a way of life for them?

Why was Keisha Lance Bottoms's feed cutoff when answering a question during the debate??? And Jackson just lied straight-faced.

A childless "catlady" beats a fat, lazy idiot on a couch any day...

Senator, There is no difference between these goons and armed kidnappers. The penalty for armed kidnapping is life in prison! Start calling these kidnappings and assassinations what they are: TYRRANY!!! Make those responsible pardon-proof! Charge them all with Tyrrany!

Where's Nurse Ratchet when you need her?

Thank you Guv'nor!

This silent treatment by the Press might be the best thing yet, because i don't wanna hear another f'king word out of em'!

It's also our money! 💩

Yup

Getting good use out of "Nurse Ratchet". See how 2 can play this game whenever he brings up sharks, electrocution, and "Hannibal Lecter"...