Three minutes of rams being silly buggers 🐏
@stinkyox.bsky.sociala stinky ox 🐂
@stinkyox.bsky.social
I am an ox that makes games and lightsynths. Recreational shepherd.
@stinkyox.bsky.social@stinkyox.bsky.socialRE: https://mastodon.social/@samuelpepys/117423422464201768
Good lord he's still at it. Terrifying pre-curry times.
@stinkyox.bsky.socialPity about Lewis' bad tyre decision, but at least Southampton beat Portsmouth. 🦬⚽
@stinkyox.bsky.socialMorning Sheep Time
A dry start means dry fleeces and sheep crowding round for cuddles, which is exactly what they get. There can't be many flocks as thoroughly cuddled as our lot in all of Wales.
@stinkyox.bsky.socialI was thinking natural colours, brown or brown and white, and with a more normal physique than you usually see on bulls, not over muscly or anything. Maybe an optional jumper as I often wear a jumper IRL. The pic I use for my Mastodon profile has the kind of vibe I'm thinking of.
@stinkyox.bsky.socialMy thoughts when I see a particularly pretty cow. 🐮
@stinkyox.bsky.social🦬🚴👍
@stinkyox.bsky.socialAre you enjoying that mister?
@stinkyox.bsky.social@stinkyox.bsky.socialMorning Sheep Time
Damp wool drying in a bit of sun, eager mouths seeking the joydiscs. Horns tested on legs, cuddles demanded with menaces, Giles exclaiming PANDAAAA! and a dirty horse's arse. So begins another Llamasoft day.
@stinkyox.bsky.social(I speak from recent experience).
@stinkyox.bsky.socialPity they didn't have vindaloo in Pepys' time, a decent chicken vindaloo would have sorted the matter out quick smart.
@stinkyox.bsky.socialPepys STILL going on about stools and farts this morning!
@stinkyox.bsky.socialHas there ever been a more egregious bellend than Donald Trump?
@stinkyox.bsky.socialI haven't really started to look yet but it would be nice to find someone, just chatting to someone at the moment who might be able to help!
@stinkyox.bsky.socialWell ideally me being me I would like some kind of ox, I have tried various bull avs and they are all too muscledude/aggressive type things that don't really suit me. I enjoyed being a plushie giraffe, and I am sure I would enjoy being a plushie ox. 🐂
@stinkyox.bsky.sociallike an actual plushie! I love plushies so it'd be super appropriate :)
@stinkyox.bsky.socialI'd also be open to finding a nice bull/ox av, but all the ones I've seen around so far are far too much full of musclebro/warrior energy. A non-musclebro plushie bull would be great or just another decent plushie giraffe!
@stinkyox.bsky.socialMight actually have to look into getting one commissioned. It's proving hard to just randomly find something I really like and which fit me as well as that giraffe did!
@stinkyox.bsky.socialI am in the curry house