Frog And Toad, Having Escaped The Wedding, Sit In The Back Of The Bus, Staring Forward

HOLY SHIT

hollywood releasing a bunch of movies about how an insane, radicalized cabal of billionaires are trying to gobble up the world economy approximately 3 weeks after said insane cabal gobbles up the entertainment industry is what historians call a "whoopsy doodle" moment

Greetings from the Valley of The iPhone 8.

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller January 22,1974

ok but what if this halloween adventure just involves a series of free meals? i'm going to lean toward fan who likes to know he helped a fat man enjoy chicken schnitzel.

I am very grateful. At the same time, it's October, the Nighttime Killer's favorite month. I must remain on alert.

Mystery re: our anniversary dinner out last night. When it was time for the check, the waiter told us that a "fan" had paid for our meal. I've been texting friends "Was it you?" and all have denied and then asserted that it was one of the others. I think it was The Nighttime Killer, toying with us.

In the past week I've located street parking in both MacArthur Park and Koreatown on busy weekday afternoons and in KTown I executed a full directional about face in my car while obstructing literally no one else in the process and I deserve the Nobel Prize.

The guy named Alonso who hit the three-run homer was not, in fact, Alonso Duralde, who is my husband and to my knowledge has never played baseball even one time, so everybody can stop sending congratulatory messages.