“Zooble! Check out this cool sax I found!”

There’s just a laziness to it all that I can’t abide. Which is funny coming from a person who’s been called lazy all her life. AI art is all horrible, but it’s the “music” that REALLY emphasizes the shallow nature of AI lovers. All that matters in a song is the hook, so make it obnoxious!

I can’t do anything with “PUSSY BAMBACLATT FILET O FISH” followed by shitty EDM and tuneless yodeling. Or any of its variations, which are popular reel memes. And it’s just noise. The most obnoxious, driving noise that exists only to take up space in your brain and ears. ⬇️

AI generated “music” is hell on earth for ppl who are very susceptible to earworms. (Hi!) I can listen to a real song and break it down in my head to gently wash it out of my brain. It gives me new appreciation for the song and that helps get rid of the worm. ⬇️

I went to reply “DO NOT EAT” and autocorrect initially gave me “do not RT.” 💀

There’s a brain-dead dove that keeps trying to get onto our apartment. She’ll thump against the window over and over until she shits in panic and flies away. I know a totem animal when I see one.

We used to have destruction derbys in the synegogue chair pit.

It’s also worth mentioning that of you are serious about decolonization, you need to acknowledge that a Jew has very different reasons for being a Zionist. You don’t understand Zionism just because your Church Karen mom wears a prayer shawl while banging on a tambourine and tooting a shofar.

And honestly, I don’t mind? The Holocaust was an utter breakdown of humanity. It SHOULD be studied and parodied and dissected until humanity drags this terrible part of itself into the light and kills it. It’s not going well rn! Worse, Terfling wrote her Wizard Nazis as silly setpieces.

Being a Jew is wild, like you see a comic depicting Shockwave as a Transformer analogue to Mengele and then you get to tell your husband it was Mengele himself who seperated my grandfather from his mother. And his twin sisters, btw. Which, if you know anything about Mengele:

It occurs to me that the movie I watched before this one was Simón Mesa Soto’s “A Poet.” That’s two foreign films in a row! I’m officially cultured. (A Poet is great btw)

It’s likely. tbh I’m not a fan of the whole “fallen heroes” theme they have going on. Just feels cynical.

Gosh I think that would’ve been around 2006.

Tavern talk next week!

I looked this up on a lark and sure enough it’s on YouTube! Loved it. Plus, it’s the kind of movie that keeps you entertained with breakdown essays for ages afterwards. :3

Waaaaaalk in the raaaaaain

We’re about to go live, boils and ghouls!

Publishers, we can only review the games you give to us before launch day. You cannot reasonably expect us to foresee and review your v.1.8 that comes out nine months later. For the number of times we’re accused of being on the take, this POV is wild. Not uncommon, though!

I admit I might be talking out my ass, I didn’t finish the demo because I got hung up on the boss. There’s a “heft” that’s missing that you’ll find in other twitchy 2D platformers like Metroid Dread. So maybe Sypha pops out of a cardboard box at the end of the demo, idk.

One of, like, three playable female game characters from video game antiquity. Carries the utterly mid Castlevania cartoon on her back for several seasons. Gets to die swiftly after Rose is born. Probably died in childbirth. How else do women die.