slow day at the top factory that was statistically prophesied is finally here, scientists warn

indolence vindicated. abelian strikes oil again through sheer inactivity and overwhelming will to cower from action

blood red tinge to strava workouts sends a certain message in itself. what that is remains an active psychohistory research track

I recall hearing about the idea of this Borgesian Spinoff novella once but never getting around to reading it: this sketch is surprisingly close. tldr: library of babel as a personal hell from which one is released if one finds a book with a very precise string, describing their life in full

negging strava notifications when

Your friends are noticing your performance! @abelian_soup has given you +1 Snarky Kudos "for not even trying on this one, apparently"

oh I meant to tag OAP in one of his posts recently because he seems to be doing something similar but, well, we'll never know what happened there or be able to say with any degree of certainty who's at fault here, if anyone

"babe this isn't even /close/ to optimal"

this is how I usually transport baked goods, but I felt the method was too valuable to share. guess the secret's out now

> if it is not good I have fooled myself all the time. I don't mean I will stop astoundingly relatable

a theme emerges (dark)...

no. claude made this in ~55 minutes, I was merely present

pov: me, fending off plagiarism allegations

disclaimer premoved

wow

at any given point I'm sitting 3-15 cached references to manifest from the aether should they become relevant. this one I didn't quite 'make' so much as document

completely unreadable or your tokens back is the abelianslop guarantee

[spinning the vidgen-wheel-o-wish-fulfilment]: this.

I wash those separately out of respect