It's always the ones you most expect.

But what if I need to transport 5 tons of bricks and an elephant to visit my seriously ill great great grand aunt!

This is an extraordinary story. 10,000 offences a week, in one area. Just look at the photo, a child's life in danger, but authorities shrug. Then consider the moral panic over e-bikes.

Trust by Elvis Costello and the Attractions.

War on pedestrians.

Good MORNING almost everyone (just to point out this is still happening every day, I’ve just got bored of documenting it)

All for spouting bollocks he's apparently seen on a WhatsApp group.

RESIDENTS: “Please do something about the parking round here, it’s a tragedy waiting to happen” COUNCIL: “Aye, leave it with us” ~~~ one year later, there are double yellow lines and everyone has parking tickets ~~~ RESIDENTS: “NO NOT THAT”

On twitter years ago he replied to me when I said BBC journalists were on 6 figure salaries saying he was only on 5 figures. That soon changed by the looks of it.

Kuenssberg and Mason need to pin Führage to the wall with this everytime they interview him, I doubt they will though.

I find drinking lots of fluids in the hours before you donate helps, I mean lots, fully hydrated to bursting!

The beard guy looking at his watch and losing hope.

"Looking after are own"..... But not like that.

Jeremy Paxman will be spinning in his grave at this abomination of program.

Nurse, NURSE! Zia has been reading the Daily Fail again and needs his meds! NOW!!