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@newsthump.com@newsthump.comNEWS! Pro-life anti abortion campaigner excited at the prospect of watching a live execution newsthump.com/2026/10/11/p...
@newsthump.comNEWS! Scheduling a live-streamed execution is precisely what Jesus would have done, insist American Christians newsthump.com/2026/10/11/s...
@newsthump.comThe most transparent political move of the year so far...
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@newsthump.comNEWS! Donald Trump wins Nobel Piece of Shit Prize newsthump.com/2026/10/10/d...
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@newsthump.comNEWS! “Live-streaming a public execution is probably a bit much,” Taliban tells America newsthump.com/2026/10/09/l...
@newsthump.comNEWS! Adidas sues snotty-nosed kid who wiped two green stripes down sleeve of school jumper newsthump.com/2026/10/09/a...
@newsthump.comNEWS! Government that claims to hate Sharia Law actually pretty happy to see its most violent bits implemented in America newsthump.com/2026/10/09/g...
@newsthump.comNEWS! Reform reassures supporters that finishing fourth in by-election is further proof Britain is desperate for Reform newsthump.com/2026/10/09/r...
@newsthump.comThis money-back guarantee for people who buy the "Free" Trump knife is one of the best illustrations we've ever seen for just how gullible the MAGA crowd actually are.
@newsthump.comWe wrote this a decade ago, but given the current direction of the Trump administration, we could be weeks away from it becoming a reality... NEWS! Utah turns to death by meat cleaver as firing squads run low on bullets buff.ly/yQObz3c
@newsthump.comNEWS! Coldplay to play halftime show of Pete Hegseths’ live-streamed firing squad execution newsthump.com/2026/10/09/c...
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@newsthump.comHow long till we get a video from the frog-faced moron herder asking if these officers originally came here on a small boat? After all, he's only interested in the safety of our women and girls, right?
@newsthump.comNEWS! Man installs ‘placebo’ thermostat to let family think they’re putting the heating on newsthump.com/2026/10/08/m...
@newsthump.comNEWS! Everyone surprised to find out Royal Navy spy isn’t Andrew newsthump.com/2026/10/08/e...
@newsthump.comNEWS! The fight to ‘save Christmas’ starting earlier every year newsthump.com/2026/10/08/t...
@newsthump.comNEWS! White resident braves Luton ‘no-go zone’ after nipping out for milk newsthump.com/2026/10/08/w...