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You call him a Minotaur, I call him Half Man, Half Brisket x

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Essayist, Editor @ The Real Story, Winner NorthBound Book Award for COLD FISH SOUP (Saraband, 2022). BROKEN BISCUITS (HarperNorth, 2025) MD ANT Rep'd by @charlotteseymour.bsky.social
You call him a Minotaur, I call him Half Man, Half Brisket x
Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon
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Nice little nugget of horror buried in there
An Ancient Egyptian-themed ham shop called Tután Jamón. Sounds like "tutankamón" (toutankhamun in Spanish) AND a bit like "all the ham". Win win.
Have seen this Nature piece about the effects of X's algorithm mentioned again and it bears repeating; exposure to a right wing algorithm makes you - measurably and predictably - more right wing, even after you stop using it.
Divine
I hadn't thought of that. If I donate blood often enough, I can save money on gym fees (if I went to the gym).
Good tip. They always make me repeatedly grip my fist to fill the bag quicker. Even my blood is lazy.
I didn't think I had a sport, but I think you might have just invented it.
That's true, being a provocative needlessly contrarian wanker does seem the easiest way to be successful. Might start doing it. Cats are shit. Chocolate cake is for morons. Crash helmets are for softies.
Parenting hits different when you just decide not to do it.
Surely *surely* SURELY nobody in real life is actually as big a prick as this guy
How I arrived on Bluesky.
We're now up to 1,922 signatures. Please re-post this to your followers! Together we can make it to 2,000 (and we have to do it today as last-ditch meeting with Haringey Council (London Borough of Culture 2027) is tomorrow.
#ceramics #pottery #davidandgoliath #urbanarts #cultureforall #Londonarts
Hey folks. In total honesty my tour is NOT selling well. I’ve sold 30 tickets in a 400 seater in Birmingham, and not much more elsewhere. If you like musical comedy, if you like standup, then please come see my show! And spread the word! The Rachel Parris Songbook tour starts in Nov! Link in bio! 🎶
In an alternate universe, she regrets it too. "Kin 'ell. I wish I'd stuck to ice cream."
I love it when blokes like this show up and act as if they’re the first person in the building who knows how to think.