In honor of this week’s announcements, here’s the worst Nobel prizes part 3

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You are 50% microbes

Your shoe size is barley and three more fun facts

Oh Jill the pillsbury dough hole goes DEEP. There's a girl, parents, kids, even pillsbury dough pets. Worse, they live in a "modern doughhouse revival" house that cost 1,000,000 biscuits meaning their building material and currency ARE THEIR FLESH. Also zero bathrooms?

You can achieve an hourglass figure by simply wearing a sombrero and clown shoes.

YES! I love it when a plan comes together. See you next week!

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It feels like illegal collusion the way all insurance companies decided to make excruciatingly unfunny commercials at the same time.

You are HUGE on the inside

that also happened with the 1906 prize in medicine so at least it's on brand for the committee

The worst Nobel Prizes part 2

oh heck yes

Huge news out of the premier league. If Man City had any fans I'd say you should reach out and check on them.

That’s not how elevator escape hatches work

Pompeii is a UNESCO world heritage site not because it was remarkable in its prime, but because it survived to our era untouched: one moment, preserved for all time. But future generations won't know what OUR world was like unless we do the same. This is why we MUST bury Toronto with a volcano

The one thing Flock cameras are best at is showing how many police officers are creepos

This is the most interesting thing and I'm annoyed I only found out after I made the video. That would have been great to add.