Im kinda your aunt whose husband left her for that Sandra he met on a work trip in 2014, so now she drinks chardonnay straight from the bottle, calls her 4 cats her babies, posts minion memes about cheating husbands on facebook and says “at least my girls would never betray me”

Sometimes I see a band playing live and think "damn I'd love to have a band and play some gigs again" Then I remember that being in a band is basically being married to 3 or 4 other people, and I'm like... yeah I'm not doing that shit again 😂

Oh but drinking beer and posting stupid shit online? THAT I can do all night Suddenly there’s no stamina issue!!

I wish I still had the energy to draw all night like I did 10 years ago... I'd be unstoppable I've been buffed with art knowledge but nerfed in stamina… this patch sucks 💀

🤯💙🙌💯

Ooh, something smells really nice here suddenly! 😮 The Toybox Domain needed to smell better than the wood, glue, and paper their dollhouses are made of. What they need... is a bit of lavender 🪻 While this next entry is also a doll, it is also a very special one that inspires joy through scent 🎀

Really pretty Dasha!!! 🐉🙌

3 AM, stormy night, a few beers, and some pop classics playing on TV… honestly, this is a pretty nice Friday night Or is it Saturday already? Is it too late? Too early? I don’t know!!

Witch Hannah 💜💜💜💜 Happy spooky month 😁🎃💜💜 Tbh this feels a little out if character for her but she looks cute 😁💜

If you see this, post a sword! ⚔️

It is time for the TRUE leader of the Toybox Domain to reclaim his position... and he has brought a soldier with him to do so! 😱 Of course, this person came dressed in a casual outfit with very whimsical colours and ribbons. Furthermore, the only thing they will break for their general is peanuts 🥜

That new hairstyle really suits their pretty face 🥹✨