God damn it. Going to look for ethical thrifting because fuck fast fashion.

COMIC: William Carlos Williams (retweeted)

I told my kids that if they can get up tomorrow and brush their teeth and get dressed in ninja mode, ie I can’t see or hear them, then they can go right downstairs and watch tv. I will report back on my dubious success.

Did I empty my pockets before doing laundry? No. Did I just wash my ear pods? Yes. Did I empty my pockets before doing the second load? Still no.

There is a LOT of work going into telling women they’re worthless and weak. Also, how dare we say “no thanks” to creating and maintaining humanity.

It's official: Starbucks is gutting DEI policies company-wide to curry favor with Florida politicians as our union's call for a boycott grows. Vote with your dollar. BOYCOTT STARBUCKS.

The only thing that will save this country.

I need Bird spikes for the entryway of the garage so I don’t pile things up there

My five year old loves these.

They got peppermint bark Häagen-Dazs mini popsicle! But Igor the pumpkin cheesecake icecream sandwiches for the hubby instead.

I just hit Costco like I’m expecting November to suck. Check your polling stations! Also they got back in those Brazilian cheese balls

My eight year old told me we’re supposed to have more than half our plate covered in vegetables. …. Well fuck.

Parents who cosplay and bring their kids to the show are doing it on hard mode. They’re doing it all on hard mode and I love you. You’re fucking amazing.