She's always there, watching, waiting, smiling
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I can write cursive, tell the time on a clock with hands, and balance a checkbook! I rode a bike with no helmet, played outside all day, and ran around barefoot. I received all of my childhood vaccines, too! Yet, here I am. No DMs, please!
Donnie Is trying to get the black vote?
Where did Susie Wiles end up?
Pete Kegbreath gets his first DUI
Hey Melania! He was 24 years old when you were a baby!
Is this the creepiest thing you’ve ever seen?
The Supreme Court doesn’t love him any more!
Hey tough guy! Let’s dance we two!
And Omar didn't get an Epstein Visa
Donnie Limpstick sees a loyal aide. I see a creepy stalker!
Hey Joe. If you are trying to save your sorry butt, too late bubba!
The useful idiot is surprised he got conned by someone who’s been conning people his entire life. 🥴
Edward Hopper " Yonkers " (1916) Oil on canvas, 61 x 73.7 cm. Whitney Museum of American Art, New York (via The Museum Without Walls)
Idiots like this want to run government?
When things are going very well for you and your party
My exercise routine as I listen to the Orange Turd!