I'm a king bee, baby.
@scalawagjack.bsky.socialReposted by @tcgnome.bsky.socialHOT SINGLES in your area will MELT when you place them over the HOT hamburger patties on the GRILL!
T.C. Gnome
@tcgnome.bsky.social
Old white guy; resident of the illegally occupied Kingdom of Hawai'i. Creator of sarcastic retorts and finally mature enough to not post most of them. Reciprocal follows neither expected nor guaranteed. Live with Aloha!
@scalawagjack.bsky.socialReposted by @tcgnome.bsky.social
@blueheartedly1.bsky.socialReposted by @tcgnome.bsky.socialThis 👇
@tcgnome.bsky.social"No, this is not the Chinese takeaway. It's the LAPD."
@tcgnome.bsky.socialI was working in D.C. when that album came out. Got me through a lot of long Metro rides.
@tcgnome.bsky.socialGirlfriend in a coma; I know it's serious.
@tcgnome.bsky.socialWe buy the same oats. Good stuff.
@tcgnome.bsky.social(STRANGE. Damn arthritic fingers.)
@tcgnome.bsky.socialA STRANE GAME, PROFESSOR. THE ONLY WAY TO WIN IS NOT TO PLAY.
@tcgnome.bsky.socialFrom the colours, I'm guessing that's the entrance to the McDonaldland Play Area?
@tcgnome.bsky.social@tcgnome.bsky.social"...and in the second place, because you're the Principal!"
@tcgnome.bsky.socialI had no idear!😂
@tcgnome.bsky.socialDeath Becomes Her for tax purposes!
@tcgnome.bsky.social"Sorry for the tardiness of my reply, but I just received your invitation."
@tcgnome.bsky.social@dc2go.bsky.social You've been playing such a nice mix of music this morning that I'm tempted to turn off the radio before you start your show and ruin it all!!!😂
@tcgnome.bsky.socialAnd how long have you been with the Trump Administration?
@tcgnome.bsky.social"We begin the bombing in five minutes."
@tcgnome.bsky.social13-year-old me: You could knock ME out with your boobs!
@chingerhook.bsky.socialReposted by @tcgnome.bsky.sociali ask myself "am i supposed to know this person" with just about every headline of some person doing something bad nowadays
@wilboo72.bsky.socialReposted by @tcgnome.bsky.socialMy Dad’s final wish was to have his remains spread on a golf course. Looking back, I should have had them cremated first.