Girl, STOP ANSWERING THE PHONE. #TCMParty #EyesOfAStranger

I’ll take “movies I never watched when they came out for 1,000 Alex.” #TCMParty #EyesOfAStranger

I’m warming up to this little poncy sh*t.

#TCMParty #MurderSheSaid

Oh this guy. From LAWRENCE OF ARABIA. #TCMParty #MurderSheSaid

Oh he needs to meet the kid from THE NANNY. And maybe Bette Davis should be hired next. #TCMParty #MurderSheSaid

“A palate unsullied by cheap opiates.”

#TCMParty #MurderSheSaid

Low tech Linked In. #TCMParty #MurderSheSaid

Miss Marple needs a more competent assistant. #TCMParty #MurderSheSaid

I love 60s comic harpsichord. #TCMParty #MurderSheSaid

I will never ever ever forgive the Academy for not putting OSCAR WINNER Dorothy Malone in their IN MEMORIAM segment the year she died. #NoirAlley #TCMParty #Loophole

I love her glittery Capris. They’re very fetching for a bad girl. #NoirAlley #TCMParty #Loophole

I’m so used to the beachfront in LA being crowded with beach houses, this is a weird shot. #NoirAlley #TCMParty #Loophole

Vera’s making Audrey Totter in TENSION look like a manic pixie dream girl. #NoirAlley #TCMParty #Loophole

Charles McGraw really is awful in this.

#NoirAlley #TCMParty #Loophole

I love a pixie cut bleach blonde with a bad attitude. #NoirAlley #TCMParty #Loophole

That’s not the password. #NoirAlley #TCMParty #Loophole

Doesn’t look guilty at all. #NoirAlley #TCMParty #Loophole

Charles McGraw is evil in this, isn’t he? Because damn. He’s hot AF. #NoirAlley #TCMParty #Loophole