Pediatric/newborn hospitalist. Skeptic, but fun at parties. Part-time satirist. Nobel Prize nominated, I assume. Born on the bayou, just not yesterday.
Pizza Deliverance

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Pediatric/newborn hospitalist. Skeptic, but fun at parties. Part-time satirist. Nobel Prize nominated, I assume. Born on the bayou, just not yesterday.
Pizza Deliverance
The Golden Shower Bowl
Chicken Tender is the Night
Ruin a book by adding a word: The Grapes of Kahn’s Wrath
Snow White Nationalism and the 7 Dwarves
Captain Corelli’s mandolin potatoes
Doctor Zhivago, DC
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory Reset
Charlie Rose and the Chocolate Factory
Ruin a book by adding a word: Charlie and the White Chocolate Factory
Don’t give them any ideas.
Yikes. I have a lot less respect for Tom Holland and Sabrina Carpenter now. I will not be watching the Fred Astaire biopic and I hope it bombs. So disrespectful. The man did not want this. His estate does not want this. Sony is forging ahead anyway using a bullshit legal workaround. Boo.
My man looks like Senator Kelly from X-Men after Magneto turns him into a mutant.
Yep. I block all those texts. Doesn’t work though.
I reanalyzed the CDC data behind the LGB “free fall” headline. It rests on a change in bisexual identification among one grade, in one wave, of one survey. Gay or lesbian identification did not change significantly. Calling it a "free fall" is sensational and just gives bad actors talking points.
Young teenagers are less likely to identify as lesbian, gay or bisexual than a few years ago, according to a new analysis. “It really does look like a free fall,” Jean Twenge, a professor of psychology, said. “But what’s causing it is unclear.”
When members of the IRB that reviewed a study are resigning in protest because they recognize the unethical design of the study and the avoidable harm it will cause, maybe it is a sign to no proceed with said study. Great reporting in the guardian.
www.theguardian.com/society/2026...
I have gotten about fifty texts from him in the past two weeks asking for money.
I was thinking it was about that time Luke Skywalker fought Sauron.
The Neverending West Side Story
Raging Bull Durham