@bretthamil.bsky.social
Cartoonist and comedian in Seattle. Buy my comix at BrettHamil.BigCartel.com, see my comedy at JOKETELLERS UNION every 2nd Wednesday at the Clock-Out Lounge
@bretthamil.bsky.socialJoketellers Union is WEDNESDAY at the Clock-Out Lounge on Beacon Hill! Grab yr tickets: www.ticketweb.com/event/emmett...
@bretthamil.bsky.social![GUARD: [standing before tribunal of hooded figures] All rise for the Secret Tribunal of Nice Things! Step forward, supplicant
SUPPLICANT: Esteemed Tribunal, we’ve lost so many Nice Things lately
-Bicycle Weekends, car-free Pike Place Market. Please give them back!
-We’d also like more public restrooms, a Capitol Hill superblock, and police accountability
HOODED JUDGE: Best we can do is 10 mobile app toilets and a light rail station at a golf course
SUPPLICANT: But-
GUARD: Now bow and say thank you](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:carj4mhaflwfubqzioy5wxl3/bafkreie3yrfqrzn3vfzu7go5bgwpm2daxvrwwtavgzrbddt22kqwuc6qdm@jpeg)
@bretthamil.bsky.socialToday's DOOM LOOP for @soseaemerald.bsky.social: "The Secret Tribunal of Nice Things"
see the whole thing here: southseattleemerald.org/voices/2026/...
@bretthamil.bsky.socialReposted by @bretthamil.bsky.socialBURL DIRKMAN: Homage to a Beige Polyester Fleece Blanket
@bretthamil.bsky.social👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼🎉🎉🎉🎉
@bretthamil.bsky.socialBURL DIRKMAN: Homage to a Beige Polyester Fleece Blanket
@bretthamil.bsky.socialIt's Sassy Squirrel Season again!
@bretthamil.bsky.socialhahaha
@bretthamil.bsky.sociali will mail one to any councilmember, just put it in the notes field when you order!
@bretthamil.bsky.socialNot yet!
@bretthamil.bsky.socialI'd have to sell a lot more than I currently am (sales aren't bad, just not let-er-rip levels, moneywise)
@typewriteralley.bsky.socialReposted by @bretthamil.bsky.socialThe rare experience of meeting someone for the first time that I've only known from a @bretthamil.bsky.social cartoon.
@bretthamil.bsky.sociali hope you expressed surprise that they have a nose irl
@bretthamil.bsky.socialThe cartoon that panel is from is page one of this new collection. So many memories
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@bretthamil.bsky.socialReposted by @bretthamil.bsky.socialYou can NOW preorder the latest collection of DOOM LOOP! ALL the cartoons from Oct 25-Aug 26, the perfect toilet read for furious leftists trapped in a neoliberal dystopia! Supplies are limited, order one now!
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@bretthamil.bsky.socialAI bros find a single use case that isn't devastatingly depressing challenge
@amysundberg.bsky.socialReposted by @bretthamil.bsky.socialLast week, not one but two audits on Seattle's surveillance apparatus dropped. Such sloppy implementation of this surveillance program, especially the SDOT traffic cameras and private cameras, is troubling and doesn't appear to take community concerns seriously.
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@bretthamil.bsky.socialThis is the largest format I've done yet (6"x9")! Btw all paid Patreon subscribers will automatically receive their copy before everyone else
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