This will serve nicely as the cover of my new book: Wildcat: Punch Crime in its Big Stupid Face! Coming next summer!

The struggle continues!

I know why thw others would be there, but why would Lincoln be in hell?

Things have slowed down a bit so, for Canadians only(!) I’m opening up two con sketch slots. B/W 11x17 inked ingle character (big two or adjacent please) for $300 +HST +postage. Payment via e-transfer. Contact me at tomfowlerart at gmail dot com, subject line QCCC COMMISSION. Open until Sunday noon.

Replace your dear leader and I’ll be back one day…

I like to think cons grant you permission to get messy.

I enjoyed colony a lot. It’s either a very dumb smart movie or a very smart dumb movie. I’m not entirely sure which, but it’s a fun time.

Well, there’s your mistake.

(this is a 30 rock reference and NOT a creepy joke by a middle aged man to a woman on the internet)

It’s a good thing the tech industry is so ethically upstanding or else I’d worry we were in trouble.

That’s why I only ever shout “pornography” at my television.

I mean, surely the EP round table discussion just devolved into an argument about which male actors had the best-developed upper thighs.

I so love that we live in a world where my wife and I can can discuss over lunch sourcing a part for our broken vacuum cleaner and now EVERY AD on my Instagram feed is for new similar vacuum cleaners. It just makes me feel safer.

Look, Joanne is admittedly a disastrous toilet of a human being, but, given that in its centuries of existence the British publishing industry only ever managed to produce seven books, what are we supposed to do?

Pushed this a little bit further last night.

It always reminds me of the waitstaff at a restaurant singing happy birthday with dead eyed exuberance.

Ps, by “affordable” I mean incredibly cheap for what they are. They both come in between $250-350 cad and you can get ‘em at staples.