FARTGATE: Tomorrow’s Lancashire Telegraph is an absolute joy to behold. Buy it. Treasure it. Leave it to your grandchildren.
@peterelliott71.bsky.socialToo many fringe players
Peter Elliott
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Football nerd. Ally for the women’s game. Aberdeen are magic!
@peterelliott71.bsky.social@peterelliott71.bsky.socialDamn straight, Kanye!
@peterelliott71.bsky.socialWhatever happened to Conservatives for Russia group? They’re awfully quiet these days
@peterelliott71.bsky.socialYes! Was talking about this today. Much to be said about songs from way back that are troublesome
@peterelliott71.bsky.socialDevastated that Bobson Dugnutt isn’t on this list
@peterelliott71.bsky.socialSick as fuck. Pete Hegseth will be hard for that
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@peterelliott71.bsky.socialThere ought to have been serious discussions in the club to have kept Eckert in his job. Probably should have been gross misconduct and put on his ear
@peterelliott71.bsky.socialIs international break finished yet?
@peterelliott71.bsky.socialAmazing! It’s the ones you most expect
@peterelliott71.bsky.socialNo goals in 20 international games, but he plays in the English premier league though, so he must be picked, right?!
@peterelliott71.bsky.socialNiche!
@peterelliott71.bsky.socialOh, not *that* kind of vote…
@fad1878.bsky.socialReposted by @peterelliott71.bsky.socialFifty Shades of Neeeeiiiiigh
@coldwarsteve.bsky.socialReposted by @peterelliott71.bsky.socialAccording to Suella Braverman not one of these ENGLAND players are English. FUCK HER 🖕🖕🏾🖕🏿🖕🏽🖕🏼
@peterelliott71.bsky.socialIt brings me joy to paraphrase a Frankie Boyle monologue about this, where JLB invites his mates to see his new invention, claiming: “aye, it’s smart, but there’s fuck all on!”
@apiln.bsky.socialReposted by @peterelliott71.bsky.social
@jordanpfot.bsky.socialReposted by @peterelliott71.bsky.socialOmg Kate Garraway gagged her with that question
@peterelliott71.bsky.socialMatthew Syed uses his old table tennis rubber for goalie gloves
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