Mah Queen!

Hey so the video with the guy getting the message from his goddaughter that begins “please don’t tell my mom about this” and then reading it out loud to THE INTERNET may also contain some important lessons about consent?

Pretty damning stuff.

A notable lack of glitz in his overall thing for the last ten years

Looks like someone picked the wrong day to be an absolute spatula.

Haven’t heard that one either!

I have never needed anything like I need your take on “shave ice.”

I’m sorry GET MACED

“Someone was spiky to me at an event so now my principles are the opposite of what they used to be” is such a goofy thing to be proud of.

Oh my god is that the cure

It is a real indictment of our times that the name “Braden Peters” needed to be douched up.

Thanks, Adam! MTV Europe was always so cool.

As of tomorrow, there are 100 days left in 2026. Gonna put together a little 100-day health/wellness/sanity sprint to the finish on my IG and Substack. Stay tuned for details. I feel like 2027 is going to need good people at max potency.