Every football coach is a psychopathic workaholic slave to hustle culture, but all of them still handle easy strategic end of game situations like someone tossed them a poisonous snake.

They care about this issue so much they outsourced it to computers the MINUTE they had the ability to.

"Democrats are suckers" is another way to read this

I seriously can't tell if you're doing a bit where you prove my point or if you did it accidentally, but thanks.

Nobody is ready for how bad the next 5 months are going to be.

A politician saying "there's more that unites us than divides us" should be treated like they used a slur. How DARE you.

At this point, I'll vote for any politician who doesn't insist I have something in common with these cretins.

Just got the fundraising e-mail I knew was coming

Indistinguishable from a DHS operation

It makes sense when you realize how many people think election losses are voters failing candidates and not vice versa.

You didn't even tell us what those questions ARE. This is a literally useless statement.

I'm not sure how Susan Collins hasn't single-handedly made "concerned" a taboo word In Washington, but politicians still love using it somehow. It's the "Infrastructure Week" of reactions.

I love people that dedicate their lives to the accumulation of power just so that they can tell the rest of us what needs to be done.

Crushes on actresses die hard

Tell your senator, I guess

Yup. Just read it. Serves me right.

Tell me the BEST piece of information i missed by not watching C-SPAN. Like, really blow my socks off.

Considering the state of air travel I'm going to hear her out.

Who the fuck thinks C-SPAN is "informative?"

Its the same picture