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naugtur

@naugtur.pl

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Working on supply chain security for JS. LavaMoat and Endo contributor. meet.js Poland organizer. Node.js user since v0.8.
TC39 noobie.
Addicted to teaching.

https://naugtur.pl

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@naugtur.plOct 11, 2026, 3:02 PM

Please do

@depthsofwikipedia.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 4:19 AMReposted by @naugtur.pl

The yellow heart emoji ⟨💛⟩ is mistakenly displayed as a pink "hairy heart" ⟨a pink heart symbol with marks representing short hair.⟩ in Google's Android 4.4 mobile operating system (released 2013) because Google's emoji art team misinterpreted the dots in Unicode's black-and-white reference images ⟨Heart symbol with dots.⟩ as being hair stubble. In reality, the dotted pattern is simply used as a colorless way to represent the color yellow (in accordance with heraldic hatching).
@naugtur.plOct 11, 2026, 1:09 PM

My roommate would stop snoring when I played back Cartman from South park screaming.

@naugtur.plOct 11, 2026, 12:59 PM

In 2008 I was told this is the kind of performance thing that senior JS devs should know 🤣🤣🤣

@naugtur.plOct 11, 2026, 6:38 AM

~~(maybenumber)

@naugtur.plOct 11, 2026, 6:32 AM

Talking about burnout makes it better. Tell people. And tell them when they're the ones keeping your motivation afloat

@naugtur.plOct 11, 2026, 6:29 AM

💩

@depthsofwikipedia.bsky.socialOct 10, 2026, 7:09 PMReposted by @naugtur.pl

four years ago I posted this image of paleontologist Jan Smit looking at rocks and his son-in-law replied with something even better

@naugtur.plOct 11, 2026, 6:27 AM

What about 30tap beer place? 🫣

@naugtur.plOct 11, 2026, 6:25 AM

I literally did not understand the sentence at first because my brain was thrown into processing English before consciousness caught up😅

@naugtur.plOct 11, 2026, 5:54 AM

I'm a big fan of bloom filters. Wrote a CSS2 spellchecker in 1kb for a code golfing competition with a trivial little bloom filter. Some old version of Angular.js used bloom filters to figure out where things are in component tree faster. They almost got me with that, but I managed to stay away 😛

@samwho.devOct 9, 2026, 3:16 PMReposted by @naugtur.pl

Having a lot of fun revisiting old posts and giving the ones that never had their own hero some love.

@naugtur.plOct 11, 2026, 5:49 AM

And the sentence itself is structured in a way that a native speaker would not use. It's copied from English "and thats the interesting part"

@fraying.bsky.socialOct 10, 2026, 3:44 AMReposted by @naugtur.pl

Yeah, we're the baddies.
www.reuters.com/world/us-imp...

@naugtur.plOct 10, 2026, 6:42 AM

Let the tech ceos' embarrassing sucking up commence🤦‍♂️

@naugtur.plOct 10, 2026, 6:38 AM

It's hard to believe that two dumb fucks can have such an impact on the whole modern world

@rreverser.comOct 10, 2026, 12:09 AMReposted by @naugtur.pl

USA went all the way from sanctions to pressure Russia into ending the war to fucking buying "massive amounts of oil" (c) from Russia and thanking Putin? I keep thinking nothing will surprise me anymore, and yet, another day, another what the fuck.

@iagox86.bsky.socialOct 9, 2026, 9:13 PMReposted by @naugtur.pl

Corp: "Dear researcher: we fixed the unauthenticated RCE vuln 2 weeks ago without telling you, didn't generate a CVE, and didn't credit you" Me: *Finds a full patch bypass in 2 hours*

@naugtur.plOct 10, 2026, 6:28 AM

It'd be so good if it could merge into Node 😅 There's good stuff in both

@naugtur.plOct 10, 2026, 6:27 AM

Tai is a good name

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