Dave The Splatter, Beardo AND Weirdo (@davethesplatter.bsky.social)

@mladydwinter.bsky.social Oct 12, 2026, 12:21 AMReposted by @davethesplatter.bsky.social

If you see this post a witch.

@miketaddow.bsky.social Oct 11, 2026, 11:09 PMReposted by @davethesplatter.bsky.social

Troy Johnson @troyjohnson

You: "I'm only 35, I have my whole life ahead of me."

Sports Broadcaster: "Here comes the oldest player in the league. He's 32. A miracle."

Mina Kimes@minakimes.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 11:08 PM

Mike Evans is 33 years old, man. What the hell lol.

@richycraven.bsky.social Oct 11, 2026, 8:48 PMReposted by @davethesplatter.bsky.social

My online girlfriend was so shocked by the Ukraine drone strike on the Russian data centre that she's been too upset to message me all day.

@culturalgutter.bsky.social Oct 11, 2026, 10:57 PMReposted by @davethesplatter.bsky.social

If you see this, post a Witch.

@davethesplatter.bsky.social Oct 11, 2026, 10:51 PM

If you see this, post a Witch

@sorrowscopes.bsky.social Oct 11, 2026, 4:38 PMReposted by @davethesplatter.bsky.social

Virgo: You will lose a loved one in the coming months. You’ll have a chance to say goodbye and be reminded why you were such a disappointment.

@geftokingmongoose.bsky.social Oct 11, 2026, 9:43 PMReposted by @davethesplatter.bsky.social

NJPW professional wrestler El Desperado leaping in the air and hitting Andreza Giant Panda with a guitar

@davethesplatter.bsky.social Oct 11, 2026, 6:04 PM

"Rachel was not ready for Vegas", the tagline of that VHS tape you keep in the nightstand.

@davethesplatter.bsky.social Oct 11, 2026, 6:02 PM

youtu.be/Oa-ae6_okmg

@flyingwalruss.bsky.social Oct 11, 2026, 5:47 PMReposted by @davethesplatter.bsky.social

The Philadelphia Eagles

@davethesplatter.bsky.social Oct 11, 2026, 5:42 PM

youtu.be/KIhIBFPtnoc
#GoBirds

@sailormoondamus.gobirds.online Oct 4, 2026, 6:25 PMReposted by @davethesplatter.bsky.social

My death note list right now looking like: Patullo Mannion Sirianni

@davethesplatter.bsky.social Oct 4, 2026, 6:26 PMReposted by @davethesplatter.bsky.social

(Yes, I know Death Note and Kill Bill are two different franchises, but...)

@davethesplatter.bsky.social Oct 11, 2026, 5:36 PM

Onto other non-sports skeets... I'm going to need a very comfortable office chair if I'm going to sit through 13 more weeks of this. Any recommendations?

@catacalypto.bsky.social Oct 11, 2026, 5:17 PMReposted by @davethesplatter.bsky.social

lmao. sorry. but lmao

@davethesplatter.bsky.social Oct 11, 2026, 5:27 PM

I should've clipped the first part of this:
youtu.be/SQ7_5MMboo4

@lifeisterrible.bsky.social Oct 11, 2026, 5:16 PMReposted by @davethesplatter.bsky.social

eagles lost send me $20

@briancgrubb.bsky.social Oct 4, 2026, 8:28 PMReposted by @davethesplatter.bsky.social

REPORTER: coach, earlier today you said you had a plan in place for dinner tonight NICK SIRIANNI: that’s correct REPORTER: can you walk us through how you ended up with 15 baked potatoes on the table, just loose, with no plates or silverware NICK SIRIANNI: just gotta execute better