Hannah Höch's Weinerville

Delsym and store brand version of it are great for it

I feel like at the level of a franchise we get to pick and choose. That’s why The Warriors Three are still alive in the MCU, umbrella academy had two wonderful seasons and Alien’s Jockey is an unsolvable cosmic mystery to this very day.

Everyone’s making this out to be like the Czech storybook in Monster I might have to go pick this up from the library

My raptor has a firstname, it’s m-e-t-a-phor, my raptor has a second name it’s GCTCGTTACTGGCTCA-

The Turtle Blimp had a detachable steering saddle underneath its un-reinforced balloon. I’m not being nitpicky by the way I’m genuinely interested in the intersection of commercial 90’s cartoon toy adaptations and pre-21st century aeronautic technology

Un-flays is like the Simpsons’s reverse-jumping out the window

Magnets are made of HIM

:Pinhead, suturing victim’s torso back together: I really can’t say how sorry we all are about this mixup. :H John Benjamin as Hell’s counsel: Do NOT use the word sorry it is a potential admission of guilt, Pinhead

The dweeb in me does greatly appreciate that the writers room arrived with a builder’s list of plot discrepancies and tv science they were clearly aching to resolve and by god, they shoved that lore mortar into every conversational crack

I just earnestly typed in “xXx release date” into God’s own internet to settle whether we saw it at the dollar theater or in theater theaters twenty years ago and that’s, that’s basically a network sitcom joke isn’t it

There’s a fishmonger near us now and it’s obnoxious how much more flavorful cooking shrimp 🦐🍤 from scratch is. Like seriously, what is this, THE SEA?

I'm the James Dean of going to bed

Donatello in Barry Gordon voice: “please, the Turtle Blimp is a marketing name Raphael came up with, it’s a dirigible at best.”

So good

Free your mind

“Da’vheed-2? Painter? Explorer? Scholastic utopian robonaut? Never heard of em.”

How old am I? I remember our local grocer account old