A deathwatch kill team would have killed ET with hammers I can tell you that much.

I would love it if every horror movie had two versions - the movie the director intended to make, and the movie where space marines more or less fix* it in ten minutes through the judicious application of bolters and chainswords. *planet may be subject to exterminatus after resolution of horror plot

Shaky cam self filming spins around to capture the moment Demetrian Titus’ drop pod slams into the Maryland backwoods

It may not make any money but at least it’s a cybersecurity nightmare

All of this is for the Deloitte relationship manager

Why do they still employ relationship managers for Deloitte then

Richard Bitchard

oh what and opt out of the NAP’s own reciprocal protections?

Necromunda is real and it’s in Ireland

That was always obvious horseshit but it’s notable they’re not even trying anymore. Your job is going to get worse (if you’re lucky), everything on the internet is meaningfully less secure, and everything’s a data centre. Enjoy!

When was the last time an AI company made a high profile promise to accelerate cancer research and deliver mass abundance

They’re so deeply lost in the culture war sauce that there’s no coming back.

“Democratised markets” are great for when you don’t want to abide by elitist insider trading rules in those snooty regulated markets

Head On! was also famously a product that didn’t work at all and contained no medicinal ingredients of any kind

… and let every day be another beautiful Chinese secret

Get in the early modern period Shinji or Rei will have to do it again

“Whole series” being our second anniversary histor-o-rama