consumed by 1d6 normal rats; thinking adventures thought leader; lead writer at Tuesday Knight Games (mothership etc); vernacular rpg enthusiast; email at lukegearing.game[email protected]; 4⁄3
In a panic, surrounded by rival elven tribes who were feral for our heads, I shouted "I wish to be the very best friend to every single elf ever!"
@lukegearing.bsky.social says "Ain't no friend like Jesus."
And that's how my human fighter, their literal lord and savior, ended an eternal Elf war.
