@hfyou.bsky.social
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Coffee and chocolate consumer, scifi and fantasy writer on the side. My books have a tiny bit of crazy gender stuff going on - definitely avoid if you're MAGA. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Ongoing stories, free tier available: https://www.patreon.com/c/user?u=32955303
@hfyou.bsky.socialhahaha, thanks!
@hfyou.bsky.socialI need a taco NOW!!!
@hfyou.bsky.socialGets the Ouija board out to ask Bakker what hell is like.
@hfyou.bsky.social"We're just going to move Iran into American cities. That'll solve the shipping problem."
@hfyou.bsky.socialWhat is he even talking about? Losing a city is a small price to pay for Iran attacking a city? It makes no sense to me. Ah! Dementia. Now it makes sense.
@hfyou.bsky.socialbahaha! Right there with you!
@hfyou.bsky.socialThat is insane. Why is the military handing over its mental work to unreliable AI???
@hfyou.bsky.socialIf only private equity could be banned from buying great brands and ruining them.
@hfyou.bsky.socialFree story on my Patreon and Newsletter, free for everyone:
@hfyou.bsky.socialWait till I tell you how he treats women and girls!
@hfyou.bsky.social"We can get you a kangaroo or mouse tail right now! But you'll have to wait a little for the prehensile tail. We're still working the kinks out."
@hfyou.bsky.socialI had my cup of transgender surgery today and am feeling great!
@hfyou.bsky.socialRight! I want to see what real stores put up, not what AI thinks stores look like.
@hfyou.bsky.socialhahaha, yes! me edit real gooded!
@hfyou.bsky.socialIt kinda sounds like he emphasizes with the criminal in this case.
@hfyou.bsky.socialAnd he's been attacking their funding from the White House.
@hfyou.bsky.socialHe looks happier and warmer in 2026.
@hfyou.bsky.social"And I will die as one of his sycophants."
@hfyou.bsky.socialAlso, the orange man is stealing your tax dollars in any way he can.
@hfyou.bsky.socialFollowed! Thank you, Maricella :)