@snkcorpjp.bsky.social
Official Bluesky parody account for SNK Corporation. pre order the brand new NeoGeo AES+ today and support the regime.
@snkcorpjp.bsky.socialGo ahead, pretend like you all weren't boycotting blizzard a year ago. Hypocrites. They announce a bunch of awesome shit and you all go running back. Well WE HAVE AWESOME SHIT TOO. We're re releasing metal slug for the 87th time yall better get off your high horses and give us that sweet cash
@snkcorpjp.bsky.socialYall don't even want to know what we'll do to our workers if they ever try to unionize. Let's just say it's the last thing they'll ever do
@snkcorpjp.bsky.socialYou can ask for pre order refunds if you want but let me put it this way: I have $250,000 gambling debt and a guy named Rico said he'll break my legs if I don't pay by next Thurs so overall things aren't looking good. We're all in this together right? Right guys?
@snkcorpjp.bsky.socialSURPRISE, FUCKERS
@snkcorpjp.bsky.socialLook we're with you here but you need to stop saying the quiet part out loud, you're making us all look bad
@snkcorpjp.bsky.socialPfft you call that harassment? We can't even go to 7/11 without an angry mob gathering outside and last Tuesday someone clogged all 6 toilets in our head office. It's highly coordinated corporate sabotage and we're sick of it
@snkcorpjp.bsky.socialMaybe if you'd stop boycotting our products we'd have something to announce besides dlc for the fighting game nobody bought
@snkcorpjp.bsky.socialNothing from us this direct due to massive internal restructuring that has nothing to do with people mass boycotting our products
@snkcorpjp.bsky.socialIf we Ported Fatal Fury: City of the Wolves to Nintendo Switch 2, would you buy it? We're not going to do that ever, we're just curious.
@snkcorpjp.bsky.socialSNK needs its own brilliantly modernized take on a beloved classic that's why we're bringing back Fight Fever as an open world action adventure game! Coming to all platforms spring 2027!
@snkcorpjp.bsky.socialNothing but western propaganda. Also our Saudi benefactors have stated they will not retaliate against any journalists who publish these lies, even if they really deserve it BUT if any journalists go missing it wasn't us
@snkcorpjp.bsky.socialIf we don't sell at least 5000 pre orders for the NEOGEO AES+ we are going to dismember the entire marketing team.
@snkcorpjp.bsky.socialSure we may be guilty of heinous human rights abuses but it could be worse. We could be Microsoft