They forgot that 70%* of 4th and 1s end up resulting in big passing plays. * not an exact percentage but it feels pretty spot on

I miss summer.

Man, how many fake scandals does Nick Shirley need to expose to get better billing?

When you remember that you get to see ol' Johnny Blue Skies next week up in Brooklyn

No, I get. I call Trump a racist shit bag and people are like "why" and I'm like, "cause I feel like it."

When your kid is playing sports but there’s no scoreboard

"Well, see, I just fundamentally disagree with this notion that you, as a professor, would be able to hand down such a verdict. You asked us to define socialism, and I did, based on what I believe to be true. Grading that poorly is a gross miscarriage of justice."

Cheap Trick's 'Cheap Trick at Budokan' was released OTD in 1978. One of the best live albums EVER. So much beautiful, super-charged, pop-fused rock. I remember buying the cassette at Cumberland Farms in high school and wore that shit out. An album that demands to be played loud.

Yes, AI will likely destroy us all but that's partially because nerds like this are teaching the next generation to be dependent on it.

I've said the same thing when my oldest daughter tells me not to embarrass her in front of her friends...

I think this is super cool. I think Turnstile is super cool. I think using your platform to get shit done and call attention to evil shit being done is super cool and I think it'd be super cool if more acts at Turnstile's level did this.

We're experimenting with Office Hoteling here at the Jersey Shore office and some of us are onboard while some of us have an issue with it.

"Remember when...uh, remember when you made fun of my wife and then, and then you said my dad killed JFK?" "Sure, yeah." "That was awesome."

Wire Season Two is underrated

Still thinking about last night’s Always Sunny & how all these seasons in, that crew still delivers. Episode started with them taking over a Little League team & ended with an ICE raid. I don’t know how they do it but they’re still throwing heaters 18 seasons in.