I love this book. Brutality and cruelty have never been so poetic.

The Mission don’t need a new roadie. When is Gareth Ainsworth going to get the message?

It’s not a problem for me either way mate.

Lots of pictures on the wall.

The saving grace for me is BBC Sounds. The whole radio/podcast output available when you feel like it is easily worth the licence fee IMO. I dip in and out of iPlayer and ‘real telly’ as well but can easily go a week without watching anything. Still much more likely than ITV mind you!

Depends what gets sunk in the pub.

How would you fancy your chances if you chose fight?

Even Liam can understand Cast.

Needed swapping out for Who Can I Be Now. Just imagine.

You’d be amazed how often we say those very words.

Paint me like one of your French bulldogs.

I still don’t think she can top “Ireland has only a tenuous claim to nationhood” but let’s see. Let’s see.

Ugh. Sorry to hear that mate.

I mean god bless Liam and all that but asking him about modern music is like asking Ian Olly Holloway about inverted full backs or the gegenpress.

Awful here today and tomorrow so it’s probably moving down towards you 👎🏼

Piddling down here 😕

It was played at my mate’s funeral when they brought the coffin in 😢

Wahey!