@geonncannon.bsky.social
old-school village idiot.
innocent bystander.
writer.
@geonncannon.bsky.socialLast night on my walk, there was a lady walking on the other side of the street. I was worried she might see me as a threat so I was wary of that, but I probably didn't need to bother because right before I noticed her, I was talking to a frog I saw on the sidewalk. #weirdo #nonthreatening
@geonncannon.bsky.social"There may be many reasons not to kill you, but among them is not that you'll be missed by NASA."
@geonncannon.bsky.social"I'm hurt bad! I think I'm dying!" "Continue dying. Over."
@geonncannon.bsky.socialLet me tell you from experience... the best part of having my book adapted was knowing REAL people were coming together and going to work to tell my story and meeting the actors who were bringing my characters to life. Using the slop machine would just make it hollow and take away all the meaning.
@geonncannon.bsky.socialWhile the original SNL was once again giving a platform to a racist misogynistic asshole, SNL UK screwed up by writing a legitimately good song a sketch about a boyband that grew up (also it's crazy that Danny Dyer is the less-objectionable host)
@geonncannon.bsky.socialI wonder if that dude felt like a big bad soldier when he put on his little camo cosplay and went into his spare bedroom to do his soldier Zoom. I bet he did. I bet he felt super strong and super cool.
@geonncannon.bsky.socialSo, it turns out books can also have completely unnecessary legacy sequels 20 years later. I love The Time Traveler's Wife (despite the awkward grooming stuff), but this book has absolutely no need to exist (or be 550 pages/22 hours long).
@geonncannon.bsky.socialMine is full of wild, multi-post stories about "I was at the store today minding my own business when I saw--" and they all basically end with "--and everybody clapped." I don't have the energy to put this gif on ALL of them.
@geonncannon.bsky.socialIt's surreal how even though I don't give a shit about football, when OU/Texas is playing, I can tell because my ENTIRE town disappears. Empty roads, empty parking lots, abandoned stores with two employees working.
@geonncannon.bsky.socialIt's shocking that William Shatner is 95 years old. I think he stopped actually aging about 20 years ago.
@geonncannon.bsky.social"::prowl::" "Back up, bro, I don't want to hurt you." "Hahah, sure. I'm-a EAT you." "I'm serious, bro, back the hell up." "Enjoy being dinner!" "I TOLD YOU TO BACK UP. Didn't I? DIDN'T I????"
@geonncannon.bsky.socialI just got THREE new things delivered!! And I can't use any of them. 🙁 But when something breaks and I already have a backup on hand to replace it, Future Me will be VERY happy. He deserves it. I've been fucking him over a lot lately.
@geonncannon.bsky.socialI'd settle for a waking up that doesn't happen at 1:30, 2:45, 4:15, 5:30, and 7. Every damn night.
@geonncannon.bsky.socialNo creative woman can ever have a comeback like M Night Shyamalan, where the best you can say about his latest output is "that one movie was better than I expected."
@geonncannon.bsky.socialIt's not a movie for yutes.
@geonncannon.bsky.socialTen werewolf books! I assume it's everyone's aim! 😁
@geonncannon.bsky.social"It's a moot point, for you see... tonight is a full moon...! (transforms into werewolf)"
@geonncannon.bsky.socialI just don't know if I can watch a show where tech companies are forced to face consequences, and then look at the real world where it's like "We're going to let AI take over a hospital and it's already in charge of surgeries."
@geonncannon.bsky.socialI kind of thought Daddario was going places after Percy Jackson... she seemed to at least be busy/in demand. But this is... does not seem like a person on an upward trajectory.
@geonncannon.bsky.socialIt's pretty good. Just a website (there might be an app, but you don't need it just to track). Just put in the flight info and you can keep an eye on 'em the whole way.
