Combine two film titles to make a new film FATHER OF THE BRIDE OF CHUCKY

Combine two film titles to make a new film I was just gonna post: How Green Was My Valley Girl

How about the one with the radioactive stick that's a passive, affable weapon that wants you to pick it up?

Ruin a book by adding a word The Star Lord of the Rings

Ruin a book by adding a word Charlotte's Web of Lies (two words, but oh well!)

Jeff Spicoli + Prince = Joe Walsh

I live between Los Angeles and San Diego, so when I came upon this, it felt... timely

Mickey is having a rough evening

"...that Verity is a sleazy 90s sex thriller in the milquest and toastest sense of milquetoast" I'm Dead! Here I thought I was the only person who found the movie awful and lazy and pointless With pacing that matches Mitch McConnell's pulse, it's a slow burn that generates zero heat Ugh.

Just know that you are a fine writer... and that you NEED to keep writing stuff, so that we can read it. Here's to hoping that doors will open for you... and that we see sushi monsters consuming us at a theater or drive in near me!

Not because I don't think my stuff is good enough I honestly think it is It's just that, like you said, there are so many other good writers and so much "Hollywood chaos" that luck seems to be a larger factor than it ever was...

Hey you, Don't know why you don't appear in my daily timeline anymore... and it bums me out that you don't! I understand the feeling you're experiencing I suppose it doesn't hit me as hard because I just enjoy writing... and have never really thought I'd have a real chance at breaking in

From the June 1984 issue of OMNI Magazine

As I like to say, "Opinions are like assholes. And most people are assholes with opinions" ;-) Assigning assholes and idiots value equal to the rest of society is the best way to destroy society Just look outside See an idiot, point at them and alert everyone. We'll be glad you did!