Loved it Also, just saw Robert Plant perform last week!

But the bottle of PR aspirin is RIGHT THERE

Pro Tip: If you’re riding in the car with others, a strong knowledge of local water treatment plants can help with planning strategic concealment of conspicuous body emissions

Someone’s been listening!

Those katanas are definitely standard cutlery

Good for you!

Wwhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

Ask me how I know

For those of you who keep asking how fast I can run in the record setting October heat/humidity, it is exactly the same speed as a garbage truck emptying trash bins in a suburban neighborhood.

Just like ignoring your glasses when they’re on your head, I’ve definitely seen people not notice it in the ER if it’s dried. But in an actively bleeding wound, blood is warm and sticky and it is moving, all triggers in our caveman brains to wipe something away

Great question! If someone is in a true fight or flight mode (your character is sprinting away from a bomb or actively engaged in kung fu) or otherwise dazed, they’ll probably ignore it. If they’re back safe in the bat cave researching clues while blood pours out of their nose, definitely dubious

You used “chose” in the past perfect instead of the present perfect. Alas, thieves still be thievin’

Mumps classically causes testicular swelling. This outbreak in a collegiate football team is yet another reminder why we shouldnt be boasting about who has the biggest balls. Not awesome.

It’s me. I just care about how you’re doing.

Kind of you to throw a shoutout, Tim!

The pretty is so pretty