Man, if only we had a billionaire owner.

I see we’ve entered back into eagles fandom is pain era.

I guess Pro Ref didn’t get the memo that the payments are stopping soon.

Sorry, what?

The only annoying the about spurs start this season is that other clubs around them haven’t won much. I need them to be in a bigger hole.

I always believed. Write that down.

both teams are playing like they haven’t seen their teammates in three weeks

Just stuck the styrofoam up the nose and call it a day

The international break was a science experiment to see how long a break was needed to forget what offside is. The answer: three weeks.

Don’t think Gabriel agreed with that call

A streaming app where I can set the default to turn on subtitles for all content but have it turned off for live events.

At what age is it appropriate to indoctrinate your child into arsenal fandom? Asking for a friend. 

And that's supposed to be better?

oooh yes will absolutely take urbanist recommendations!

Shout out to my 9 week old who insists on contact napping for long periods of time which is when I get my reading done.

Books read in September: 12 Total books read this year: 85 Reviews of the books 👇

Oh absolutely. The thing that stopped me was I went “huh, I don’t have her number” *long pause* “she’s a dog”

Absentmindedly went to go text my dog that it was her breakfast time.

They went with their new 300m stand instead which feels incredibly self aware

Im rusty