BEAUTIFUL

I’d heard it referred to as “full of books you’re never going to read.” I find it a cold, unwelcoming space.

God I hate the ICA. The LFF is a perfect time to remind yourself of why you never visit these places at any other time.

She’s veggie you monster.

Film.

Ah the London Film Festival, where I am forced into an annual anti-pilgrimage to the VUE Leicester Square.

Why did you have to make it worse?

Film.

‘HOLD ON TO THE HANDRAIL’ were told.

One passenger, Guardian tote bag on display, was apoplectic with rage and went to say something. Mate, she clearly isn’t in a place to listen to reasoned argument. And she’s trying to sing along, badly. This is ten minutes out of your day. Revel in it.

I might play the soundtrack to Threads out loud if I ever encounter her again.

Some old bird playing the theme tune to On the Buses very loudly on the bus this morning. Living her best life, even if her fellow passengers weren’t.

Yep. No problem with Travis.

Stuart Murdoch once broke off talking to some people at How Does It Feel to dance to Belle & Sebastian. He was DJing. Never tell me he’s not a cunt.

Doubt there’s a band I hate more.

Fuck off so hard Stuart Murdoch.