Hey, I brought you some cigarettes. You buy yourself something nice. / S08E11 The Little Jerry

You bad man! You very bad man! You very lazy bad man! / S04E15 The Visa

We could put on a show, maybe 'Bye Bye Birdie' or 'My Fair Lady'. Elaine, you could be Eliza Doolittle. / S09E24 The Finale (Part 2)

Now for the trifecta. / S09E04 The Blood

Hey! Stay away from the chicken! It's bad! Bad chicken! Mess you up! / S08E08 The Chicken Roaster

Bosomy? You want to know if your grandmother was bosomy?! / S06E18 The Doorman

Oh God! It's a pig man! A pig man! / S05E05 The Bris

Boy I bet you that guy can cover a lot of court. Hey buddy, they got a new invention. It's called a napkin. / S05E06 The Lip Reader

I do charity for the blind in my spare time for the Lighthouse. I was in the middle of a game of Parcheesi with an old blind man and I excused myself to call my friend as he was very depressed lately because he never became a banker. / S04E04 The Ticket

You know, I think George has a non-sexual crush on him. / S05E12 The Stall

Do women know about shrinkage? / S05E21 The Hamptons

I can never find anything in here. / S09E12 The Reverse Peephole

I never noticed this before! They're smooth... creamy... delicate, yet masculine! / S05E02 The Puffy Shirt

It's definitely feeling like an Arby's night! / S09E16 The Burning

George: Well, Tony... took a bit of a tumble. / S05E12 The Stall

Top of the muffin to you! / S08E21 The Muffin Tops

The two of you need to work on trust. And then and only then will there be a free exchange of s3x and discounts. / S07E19 The Wig Master

Kramer: Put another stick of butter in... Yeah, stir it up so it melts. / S09E01 The Butter Shave