@rickgualtieri.com
Writer of horror and comedy. Over 50 titles to entertain you as the world burns. Dog & cat dad. Fan of cryptids, Transformers, & Godzilla. NJ dweller.
He/Him.
Check out my books at: https://rickgualtieri.com/links/
@rickgualtieri.comI shut off audience network and that allocation setting. So nothing should be coming from them. But I’ll be checking all the same.
@rickgualtieri.comTurning off my meta ads for a few days to reestablish a baseline. I don’t know what change they made this month, but suddenly it feels like they’re sending nothing but zombie traffic to my book pages. But I need some data before I can figure out next steps.
@rickgualtieri.comGet ready to laugh from DUSK TILL DAWN!
BILL THE VAMPIRE - There are reasons we fear the night. He's NOT one of them.
For ebook, print, and audio. 🤓
@rickgualtieri.comI love that Zelenskyy’s making fools of both Trump and Putin. Two dipshits for the price of one.
@rickgualtieri.comA bit bummed out. The family’s got tickets for a haunted house tonight, but I ended up with a stomach bug working its way through me. So it’s best if I don’t venture far. Oh well. Hopefully they all have a good time.
@rickgualtieri.com“What are you?”
“Nothing you’ve ever seen before. I’m a whole lot of badass in a pretty little package.”
Tamara Bentley is ... THE GIRL WHO PUNCHES WEREWOLVES
For ebook, print, and audio. 🐺
@rickgualtieri.comTechnically they’re just suggestions. I make no claims they’re good. 😁
@rickgualtieri.comToday's spam: "hello if i manage to generate 150 odres before end monuth 27, what would commissoin be??" Oh wow! 150 odres before end monuth 27, you say? Well, damn, I think my commissoin might be a whole 13 dllares and maybe 11 cetns. Sounds like a good deal to me!
@rickgualtieri.comGoing through my 3 main series and updating meta data, keywords, and categories. Been a while, and I'm a big believer that it's never a bad idea to refresh these things every now and then.
@rickgualtieri.comVampires, Werewolves, Cryptids, Primal Gods, Faeries, Freaky Goldfish, and more!
You like monsters?
I GOT monsters!
For ebook, print, & audio.
@rickgualtieri.comHollywood sequel logic: “Hmm, they chuckled at a joke about the rum being gone. I know! Let’s make every joke be about the rum being gone!”
@rickgualtieri.comDon't sleep with the lights on! That just makes it easier for the monsters to find you.
BIGFOOT HUNTERS - Tales of the Crypto-Hunter book 1.
A cryptid thriller for ebook, print, and audio.
@rickgualtieri.comI’m seeing more and more people hurting in this economy and the current US government doesn’t give a single shit about any of them.
@rickgualtieri.comWow. Just got a looksee at SiteGround's renewal pricing for this coming year. Methinks it's time to once again search out a new Wordpress host.
@rickgualtieri.comGet ready to laugh from DUSK TILL DAWN!
BILL THE VAMPIRE - There are reasons we fear the night. He's NOT one of them.
For ebook, print, and audio.
@rickgualtieri.comOf all the chapter titles I’ve come up with over the years, I think my two favorites are: “Yes, this is one of those exposition chapters” & “International House of Pain Cakes.”
@rickgualtieri.comIran wants Trump’s head, which I’m guessing terrifies his chicken shit ass. So he’s hoping to rally the country by framing it as a threat against us, not just him. Problem being, he’s still a rapist pedophile.
@rickgualtieri.comNo idea. We’ve gotten a decent amount of eggplants this year, so we might give them away.
@rickgualtieri.comMaking chicken shit in the crockpot for tonight. And no, I didn't make that up. That's the actual name of the recipe.
@rickgualtieri.comI am usually very underwhelmed by bizarre new cereal flavors. But this one ain’t half bad.
